50 Questions

October 29, 2014

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50 Random Questions

1. What is your best friend’s Mom’s name? Margarita

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? I have a bunch, not sure which one is the weirdest, but I have one on my stomach that my Mom used to say was my tickle freckle when I was a kid…

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? Not sure, by my work experience teacher was pretty hot when I was interning at the Wolf!

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater? Hell yeah! Just not anymore! You know what it costs to see a movie now?!?!

5. What body part do you wash first? My hair

6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms? Nope thats what the “Ass-Gasket” is for!

7. What’s the strangest talent you have? I have talent?

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie!

9. What’s your favorite flavored Pringles? BBQ

10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be? I can neither confirm or deny this report.

11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? Um… My fiance told my I couldnt watch TV till I cleaned the garage one time last Summer, does that count?

12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? I worked in SF for 10 years… I’m a parallel parking ninja!

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Define dates….

14. How many times have you been cussed out? I’ve been married, then divorced and now I’m engaged again I lost count a long time ago!

15. Which shoe do you put on first? Either

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar? Yup! They make great drinks for cheap… Wait maybe that was just for me, it was after my legs got waxed a few weeks ago… LOL!!

18. Girls– Make the world go round

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? They have all been women… Thats about it!

20. Did you French kiss before you were 16? Hellz Yeah!

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? Taken a few folk Snipe hunting!

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? My pillow, I love it.. Oh yeah and my fiance as she puts her cold ass feet on me… SMH….

23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? You ever listen to Gun Powder & Lead?

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? I’m going with bath towel, I can always air dry…

25. Have you ever found anything in your parents’ bedroom that was questionable? Hasn’t everyone? No? Your parents are boring…

26. What was your childhood nickname? Didnt really have one

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar? Probably earlier today.

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? I watched Porkey’s Does that count?

29. What’s the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Whatever it was, it probobly wasnt legal at the time….

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails? Yeah cuz I’m that flexable…

31. How do you eat your cookies? Raw!

32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt? When I lift heavy.

33. Name something you do when you’re alone that you wouldn’t do in front of others. This is a family show….

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? Depends on what I’m drinking, I can hold my own!

37. Have you ever sniffed an animal’s butt? Nope!

38. How often do you clean out your ears? When I think about it.

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Fold

40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie? Gotta adjust my thong all the time… LOL! 😉

41. Do you have any strange phobias? Spiders & Snakes

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Does the plastic part of those alergy sprays count?

43. What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done at a bar? There is too many things to mention…

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? Yup! Shouldnt have tried to jump over that fire…

45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex’s name? I think pretty much everyone has had this happen at some time

46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? Hell yeah!

47. Have you ever played naked Twister? Nope, kinda surprised about this!

48. Have you ever been drunk at work? LOL! Oh Yeah!

49. Have you ever found your date’s/lover’s brother or sister more attractive? I’m sure at some point in my life, but not in a long time

50. Do you want to bring sexy back? Starting my diet (again) next week!